because there’s just no way to express the amazing, incredible, gorgeous awesomeness of this man’s locks in hard plastic! It can’t be done!
The hair is insured for a million bucks, so I think it’s time to break out of the plastic mold for a change. McFarlane Toys, give us the real deal! Troy Polamalu with rooted hair please! Can anyone with the Pittsburgh Steelers please exert some influence?